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If your kitchen and bathroom are closer to your PC than your bedroom...
you might be a Game Developer.
(01/04/05)
Courtesy of the blue_shoe
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If with every piece of code you write you automatically ask yourself,
"How might I do this with a Finite State Machine?"...
you might be a Game (AI) Developer.
(04/23/04)
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If your afternoon at work consists of 4 straight hours of Quake III...
you might be a Game Developer.
(04/23/04)
Courtesy of the one and only Timkin
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If the word "engine" reminds you more of customized shaders than of horsepower...
you might be a Game Developer.
(04/21/04)
Courtesy of Sumit "PurpleBlade" Mehra
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If you can estimate length better in pixels than in inches and feet...
you might be a Game Developer.
(08/23/03)
Courtesy of Hiroshi Takagi
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If you regularly refer to Red Bulls as "Stim Packs"...
you might be a Game Developer.
(07/25/03)
Courtesy of the_s33d
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If you are reading this page...
you might be a Game Developer.
(07/10/03)
Courtesy of Ossi
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If there is more than one document on your computer desktop with
any variation of "TODO" in their title...
you might be a Game Developer.
(05/23/03)
Courtesy of Scott
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If you have a number of the books that were mentioned in the
movie Hackers...
you might be a Game Developer.
(05/07/03)
Courtesy of Lukasz
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If you consider caffeine a vitamin...
you might be a Game Developer.
(05/01/03)
Courtesy of Andreas Stieger
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If you use the words "text" and "code" interchangeably,
you might be a Game Developer.
(04/09/03)
Courtesy of Diaa
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If you have ever wondered how many layers of textures it would take to
portray your girlfriend's skin realistically,
you might be a Game Developer.
(03/18/03)
Courtesy of Brian
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If you write more lines of code than words you speak in a single day,
you might be a Game Developer.
(03/17/03)
Courtesy of Invalid Query
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If you've contributed a comment to this page,
you might be a Game Developer.
(03/16/03)
Courtesy of ej balilo
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If you find yourself in a small conference room flanked by
uber-nerds on one side and body-pierced people with green hair
on the other, you might be a Game Developer.
(03/11/03)
Courtesy of our good friend
Dave Mark
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If you've had more computers than you've had girlfriends,
you might be a Game Developer.
(03/07/03)
Courtesy of the the BlueStrike staff
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If you would describe an infinite loop as an occupational hazard,
you might be a Game Developer.
(03/05/03)
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If your music collection contains any Myst sound track and/or mixes,
you might be a Game Developer.
(03/05/03)
Courtesy of Raughb
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If you can speak C++ fluently but have trouble with basic
English... you might be a Game Developer.
(02/16/03)
Courtesy of Noah Duncan
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If you've never fired an automatic rifle in your life, but you critique the
gunfire you hear on CNN for not being realistic enough...
... you might be a Game Developer.
(10/29/02)
Courtesy of the one and only Neil Kirby...
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If you find a whole folder full of source code one morning that you can't even
remember writing... you might be a Game Developer.
(10/23/02)
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If you start reflexively using a semi-colon instead of a period at the end
of every sentence...you might be a Game Developer.
(10/23/02)
Courtesy of Kaern
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If you've ever fallen asleep after working all night on a bug you just can't
figure out, and then you dream the solution while you're asleep...you
might be a Game Developer.
(10/03/02)
Courtesy of Frank Luke (I've done this one myself, I swear!)
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If you've ever woken up at 3:30 AM just to speak to your trans-continental
colleague while he's still online...you might be a Game Developer.
(09/04/02)
Courtesy of Kevin O'Shaughnessy
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If you're planning to spend at least one solid day of your Thanksgiving
weekend updating your Game AI site...you might be a Game Developer.
(11/20/00)
Courtesy of yours truly....
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If you've ever woken up with your keyboard imprinted in your face...
you might be a Game Developer.
(07/22/02)
Courtesy of Alan Fraser
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If you own more computers than you've had previous relationships...
you might be a Game Developer.
(07/19/02)
Courtesy of Michael Sikora
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If something unexpected happens to you, and you momentarily think to
yourself, "I didn't script that...",
you might be a Game Developer.
(07/19/02)
Courtesy of Robert Dunlop
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If you have more than one copy of the OpenGL Programmer's Guide
open on your desk (so you can avoid flipping back and forth)...
you might be a Game Developer.
(07/21/02)
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If you can read a .jpg file in your head...
you might be a Game Developer.
(07/21/02)
Courtesy of Gennette
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If you watched The Matrix and could actually read those
falling green characters on the screen...you might be a Game Developer.
(04/24/02)
Courtesy of Crawl
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If the only reason you drink is to wash down caffeine pills....
you might be a Game Developer.
(04/21/02)
Courtesy of AJ Lott, Visual Designs Software
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If you always start counting from zero...you might be a Game Developer.
(04/21/02)
Courtesy of Joe Seeley
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If a beautiful girl tells you she's done some modelling work in the past,
and you ask her what 3D package she used...you might be a Game Developer.
(04/11/02)
Courtesy of Harm Cuppens...
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If the words "open source" get you more excited than the words
"free porn"...you might be a Game Developer.
(04/03/02)
Courtesy of videogameaholic...
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If you ogle someone's game engine code and then look at yours and feel
vaguely 'inadequate'...you might be a Game Developer.
(05/09/02)
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If your computer science professor interrupts you with "besides games" when
they see that hopeful look of yours...you might be a (potential) Game Developer.
(04/21/02)
Courtesy of Solstice
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If you're more likely to simulate a problem than to actually
solve it....you might be a Game Developer (or just an
engineer, natch -- Ferretman).
(11/30/01)
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If you don't even know what you're doing--but it looks
great...you might be a Game Developer.
(11/30/01)
Courtesy of Dreamweaver
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If you forget to go to sleep because you're too busy debugging a
piece of code...you might be a Game Developer.
(11/11/01)
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If you get bored in Math and Science classes and you hate
English...you might be a Game Developer.
(11/11/01)
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If your collection of "helpful" source codes is larger than your collection
of actual working game code......you might be a Game Developer.
(09/23/01)
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If you use Visual C++ to read .txt files...you might be
a Game Developer.
(09/23/01)
Courtesy of "Ninja Killer" Marco
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If you forget to go to sleep because you're too busy debugging a
piece of code...you might be a Game Developer.
(11/11/01)
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If you get bored in Math and Science classes and you hate
English...you might be a Game Developer.
(11/11/01)
Courtesy of the one and only Icestorm
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If your only consideration about lunch is which kind of pizza...
you might be a Game Developer.
(09/19/01)
Courtesy of the excellent Andreas Stieger
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If you can't remember what it's like to go home w hen it's still light,
you might be a Game Developer.
(08/30/01)
Courtesy of the one and only "John Jon"
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If you automatcially break down building and other large structure into
polygons in your head while you're walking down the street...you might be
a Game Developer.
(08/01/01)
Courtesy of the one and only Paul Varney
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If you don't really like any of the games on the market...you might be
a Game Developer.
(07/03/01)
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If you read postmortems of games you've never even heard of...you
might be a Game Developer.
(07/03/01)
Courtesy of Onur Soysal (all the way from Turkey, natch)
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If you're sitting in a bar and think "nice texture map" as you look at the
wood grain on the table...you might be a Game Developer.
(05/12/01)
Courtesy of Fred
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If you are virtually unaffected by the caffeine in your favorite drinks...
you might be a Game Developer.
(05/12/01)
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If you've ever slept on a couch three feet away from your computer so you
could "watch" a compile...you might be a Game Developer.
(05/12/01)
Courtesy of Indyfed (odd name)
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If you own more toys than your children do...you might be a Game Developer.
(05/07/01)
Courtesy of PokeeGoth (odd name)
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If you spend more time tearing apart your games than playing them...you
might be a Game Developer.
(05/04/01)
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If you can list beer, soda, comics, video games, and game magazines as
tax deductions...you might be a Game Developer.
(05/04/01)
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If you have a computer that will boot into every OS ever made...you
might be a Game Developer.
(05/04/01)
Courtesy of EntrOpy
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If you've ever missed your favorite TV show just to add the finishing touches
an input function...you might be a Game Developer.
(04/29/01)
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If you've ever missed a date just to add the finishing touches
an input function...you might be a Game Developer (and hopeless to boot,
but that's another story--Steve).
(04/29/01)
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If the last time you drank pure water was 6 years ago...you might be a Game
Developer.
(04/29/01)
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If one day your job is "Game Developer", and the next it's "unemployed"...
you might be a Game Developer.
(04/29/01)
Courtesy of Elver
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If you've got at least three copies of the local pizza company's phone number
and menu stuck around your desk, you might be a Game Developer.
(04/09/01)
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If you refuse to work without a bar fridge full of Red Bull within hand's
reach from your PC, you might be a Game Developer.
(04/09/01)
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If your perfect evening consists of nothing more than a group of friends,
dual P4 machines, a hub and unlimited pizza and Red Bull, you might be a
Game Developer.
(04/09/01)
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If you've got more MP3s than songs on audio CDs, you might be a Game Developer.
(04/09/01)
Courtesy of Peter McMahon (great ones Pete!)
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If all the coasters in your apartment are failed CD burns...you might be
a Game Developer.
(01/12/01)
Courtesy of Ryuuhi
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If spending a sunny, three-day weekend analyzing faster matrix transforms
makes perfect sense to you...you might be a Game Developer.
(11/01/00)
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If you own Calculus and Physics textbooks, and yet you've never taken
either class...you might be a Game Developer.
(11/01/00)
Courtesy of Michael Hill.
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If you've ever found yourself in a bar studying cigarette smoke patterns
rather than looking at the girls...you might be a Game Developer.
(7/27/00)
Courtesy of Xav, a self-described "French computer amateur".
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If you've ever looked outside at a brilliant sunset and thought, "Nice
graphics"...you might be a Game Developer.
(7/02/00)
Courtesy of Virgil.
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If you'd rather spend $600 on a new C++ compiler than $6 for a new
shirt...you might be a Game Developer.
(6/27/00)
Courtesy of Matthew Olson, the first person to contribute to this
page ever!
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If you stress the words IF, THEN, and ELSE....
you might be a Game Developer.
(06/20/02)
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If you sit at your computer hoping not to find a
"You Might be a Game Developer" entry that describes you perfectly...
you might be a Game Developer.
(02/01/02)
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If breakfast consists of cold pizza more than one day a week...you
might be a Game Developer.
(11/25/01)
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If you use words like "coffee" and "water" interchangeably...you
might be a Game Developer.
(11/25/01)
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If after an all-night coding session you lock your keys in the car and, for
just a sec, you look for an "Undo" button...you might be a Game Developer.
(02/04/01)
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If you can eat Twinkies and drink Jolt all day long, yet you never
gain weight nor have trouble sleeping at night...you might be a Game Developer.
(11/27/00)
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If you find yourself watching fireworks on the 4th of July and thinking
to yourself, "I could do better than that"...you might be a Game Developer.
(8/28/00)
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If you refer to soft drinks as "power-ups"...you might e a Game Developer.
(8/28/00)
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If the local lottery gets up to 50 million, and your first thought is how
many games you could make with that kind of money...you might be
a Game Developer.
(8/26/00)
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If you look out of the window of a moving vehicle and think to yourself,
"cool parallax"...you might be a Game Developer.
(8/15/00)
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If you've already put in a 40 hour week...and it's only Tuesday....you
might be a Game Developer.
(8/09/00)
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If you look for bugs as soon as you get to work...you might be a
Game Developer.
(8/08/00)
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You might be a Game Developer if you'd rather watch a dozen GeForce
demos than attend a party with your fiance.
(7/27/00)
Anonymous.